It's not you, it's not you, it's not you... it's us. We're the ones who should've gotten that job, who should've been the boss, who should've invented the wheel.
But alas, we didn't. We settled for mediocrity, for stability, for the safety of a 9-to-5. We traded our dreams for a 50-inch TV and a couch.
But fear not, dear reader! For in this, the great expanse of the internet, we find solace in our shared unfulfilled potential.
Why don't you get a job? Because the universe has other plans, that's why.
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